here are just a couple of the salient truths i've come to notice being here in north carolina for a week now:
1) just because an attractive woman is driving a subaru, it does not mean she's gay. they all drive subaru's.
2) so i should probably start growing a beard for it looks like all the cute, earthy girls go for the homeless looking type.
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